i didnt like to use "DOGS" sorry for 1% of real man.
THE truth story(sorry for english but everyday my spanish is better and english worse and :
why i dismissed my secretary
="left">wo weeks ago, i had me 30'birthsday, be seems to everyone forgot about it..i hoped that my wife, after breakfast will wish me"happy birthday" but she didnt even say "hi".I thought that at least my children will rember about it-but everyone ate breakfast and run away. when i went to work i was felling really lonely and sad.I came to office and my secretary said happy birthsday and felt better.I was working until2 o'clock.then my secretary visit me and said"its beautiful day, and you have birthsday, what do you think about lunch with me?"i was the sweetes thing in this
day so i decided to go with pleasure.We ate lunch, drunk wine.Then seretary said to me:its a such a lovly day.Do we have to go back to office?.I said that its no necessary.ANd she proposed to go to her apartment.In her apartmes we drunk one more glase of wine and she said:"dont you mind if i go to badroom to change my clothes for something casual.I said "sure" and she went to bedroom/after few minuts she walk away from room with amazing big cake with name"happy birthsaday" with my wife, children and mother in low.everyone was singing "happy birthsday" and i was siting on couch only in socks
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It's a good joke that. Quite funny.