Young couple was fresh after marrige..some weeks after weeding party.
Husband full of love for wife decided to go out and meet with old friends in their favourite club. He was starting to drees up and saying to wife :
- Darling, im going out but soon i will come back
- Where are you giong sweety?asked wife
- im going to club baby. i want small beer.
-You want beer?- wife went to fridge, opend door and showed him 25 kinds of beer from 12 countries.Husband made big eyes and said...
-yes, sweety..but ...but you know...in bar those ...cold beer mug.
Before he finished, wife open freezer and gave him big hoary mug
However husband with white face didnt give up ...
- Baby but you know that there they have fantastic delicious appetisers I I will not be long..
- OH my bear , you want appetiser? Wife opend doors from all cubboeard in kitchen and showed him : monkey nuts, crips, fish fingers,
fried chicken,
- But my love ..u know in bar there are all thise manish talking, crazy language ,friends who are vulgars swearlike a sailor
- OH you want this? So start drinking this shit from this fucking frozen mug,eat appetiser up !! IF YOU forget you stupid man , since few weeks you are fucking husband and Stop talking about all those shit ..YOu will not go anywhere! Are u understand motherfucker?
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Iniuria
- 2008-02-06 @ 08:06:37 pm
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no no no.. powiedziłabym porostu.. pojechane.
hehe
caluje :*