Q : Why football is better then making love?




this is what i got frome my friend lol...im not agree..ble ble..
+coz it takes 90 minutes
+coz post has 2.44 m high
+u can change bad palyers for better
+you have choice of 22 guys
+coz after 15 minutes there is always second part
+coz ther arent any play without ’touching’
+u can play with every single player without asking others for permission
+coz loseing calories is higer
+after finished whistle nobody starts snoring
+its not problem if children staring at it

HollyGoLightly
I can't work out if the presence of mud at football makes it less inviting or if the lack of mud during sex makes football better...