SHIT HAPPENS 
according to the Philospohers
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Thales:
Earth, Air, Fire, and Shit
Epicurus:
If shit happens, enjoy it.
Socrates:
What is shit? Why is shit?
Aristotle:
The essence of shittyness...
Archimedes:
Hmmm... why doesn't this shit float?
Give me a place to stand and I'll move any piece of shit.
Descartes:
I think, so why am I in this shit?
I shit, therefore I am.
Leibniz
(as interpreted by Voltaire):
The best of all possible shit in this world made for shit.
Thoreau:
I wanted to live deliberately ... to suck all the shit out
of life.
Sartre:
Shit is meaningless!
What is shit, anyway?
Freudianism:
Shit is a phallic symbol.
so it can happend to everyone? really? but why to me? im not philosopher and im not everyone!!!!!!!!
i have very bad day .........
